"McMike" (mcmike)
08/17/2017 at 16:39 • Filed to: None
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"McMike" (mcmike)
08/17/2017 at 16:39 • Filed to: None | 5
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You know, the one where all the junk ends up that nobody wants anymore? The “Free Table,” a place for books, office supplies, bent hangers, coffee mugs, etc..
I usually complain about it. Why not jut throw this shit away? No one is going to use your coffee mug or a thesaurus from 1975.
Well, today I didn’t complain at all. Something new showed up.
And I fixed it.
Chariotoflove
> McMike
08/17/2017 at 16:42 |
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Yes, it’s called my desk.
You need to take the head off the bird.
WilliamsSW
> Chariotoflove
08/17/2017 at 16:43 |
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oh this MUST be done!
Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street.
> McMike
08/17/2017 at 16:45 |
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My old job had an E-waste bench that became a kind of swap meet place. Anything useful to you? Grab it. When it got full enough a service would stop by and pick it all up.
RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire
> McMike
08/17/2017 at 16:49 |
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A former coworker kept an old half-eaten pizza quattro formaggi next to his desk for almost a year. When asked why, he said he wanted to see if it would turn into five cheese pizza.
Doge_Supreme drives a BRZ
> Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street.
08/17/2017 at 16:50 |
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We have a shopping cart for all the stuff that comes back from the field, we’re free to dig through it, but I seem to be the only person to take advantage of it.
Takuro Spirit
> McMike
08/17/2017 at 16:53 |
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That’s my entire department. Old computers, peripherals, soft tops for used Wranglers, clown paintings from the owner’s office, pop up tents, boxes of t-shirts, x-mas tree and decorations, flags, old displays, THE OLD DODGE SIGN FROM THE 90'S THAT WAS IN FRONT OF THE DEALERSHIP...
Its not ALL ‘free’, but a lot of it is never used and has little value.
davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
> McMike
08/17/2017 at 16:54 |
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Hahaha! Well played.
MonkeePuzzle
> McMike
08/17/2017 at 16:58 |
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MonkeePuzzle
> WilliamsSW
08/17/2017 at 16:59 |
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EL_ULY
> McMike
08/17/2017 at 17:06 |
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hellz yeah \m/
CaptDale - is secretly British
> McMike
08/17/2017 at 17:16 |
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I love this!
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Chariotoflove
> MonkeePuzzle
08/17/2017 at 17:34 |
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Well done!
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Chariotoflove
> Takuro Spirit
08/17/2017 at 17:37 |
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Here’s the problem with that kind of “free” stuff in a government department. All of it has property inventory tags on it. If you want to take any unused piece of equipment lying around, you have to get it inventory switched or they will find you. If you want to take it home, nope. They would rather it be manifested and sent to rot in a warehouse somewhere next to the Ark of the Covenant rather than let it go so someone gets use out of it.
R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet
> Chariotoflove
08/17/2017 at 19:15 |
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Or you know, a heat gun and a friend who conducts the audits who is tired of making you hunt for and tired of reading off those long irritating serial numbers.
/Just saying
#sometimes-shit-on-the-CGRI-went-missing
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Chariotoflove
> R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet
08/17/2017 at 20:15 |
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I like the way you think.
shop-teacher
> McMike
08/17/2017 at 23:15 |
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My wife laughed very hard at that.
Birddog
> McMike
08/18/2017 at 01:49 |
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We have a whole corridor like that. The hospital does a silent auction for most of the junk before giving it away. Nothing as awesome as what you’ve come up with though.